It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:
Please joing me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and Trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was cinsideredable roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough, and Jane Dough, plus they had on in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. Doughboy, may he rest in peace.
Please joing me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and Trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was cinsideredable roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough, and Jane Dough, plus they had on in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. Doughboy, may he rest in peace.
3 comments:
HAHA that's funny. too bad the Quakers couldn't attend the funeral.....get it??... Quaker Oats??? okay i kno that was bad but i tried....and they just can't be left out :P
woah m!!u said u posted a funnie 1 but this m.....this was an original!!!i'm printing it off right now lol
i'm going 2 read it 2 my little sister...lol it was waaaayyy good!!u shuld like memorize it and say it at like the spring review or sumthing it was seriuosly that good lol
Hey! by the way, I didn't write this Lindz, if that's what you were thinking ;D And ya, I was thinking that too =)And Karrisa, that wasn't soo bad ;D ~lol~ Your right, they shouldn't be left out ;D
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